I’m talking about the Os that can make a woman’s back arch, her toes curl, her windows shatter… Her world rock. Ultimately, a man’s dick should be measured by the number of orgasms it delivers. If the Renaissance masters were carving sculptures of cocks, mine would be the model for all of them.īut honestly, none of this would matter if my dick didn’t possess the most important attribute of all. You know what they are, and when it comes to my best asset, all I want you thinking about are these words: long, thick, smooth, hard.
Picture your fantasy-sized cock mine’s fucking bigger. A measurement in inches to make your mouth water. I’ll hold your coat for you, I’ll pay for dinner, and I’ll treat you like a queen in and out of bed.īut I get it. I’ll open your door before I open your legs. I may fuck like a god, but I’m still a gentleman. You’re probably wondering by now-just how big is it? C’mon. Ask any woman who’s ever had to utter the dreaded words, “Is it in yet?” And you don’t want to ride a miniature pony when you can saddle up on a rock-star cock at the rodeo of your pleasure.
You don’t want a one-dollar bill when you can have a Benjamin. You don’t want a tiny diamond on your finger when you can have three carats.
Sure, some people will tell you that size does not matter.
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